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I’m going mad!!

DominaErzulie — Fri, 08 May 2009 20:00:53 +0000

Ok! There’s sunshine so far…I simply wish it’ll come my way…I need to sell 3 more tickets for my Foot Fetish Extravaganza event!…
Anyone willing to take them off my hands?

MY POOOR NECK!

DominaErzulie — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 23:20:21 +0000

I hurt my neck while practicing “Yanvalou”.

My frustration

DominaErzulie — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 20:33:15 +0000

What is it with some men? I took the time to put up a website to inform people of my availability, my schedule etc…
I guess it’s not written big enough. Maybe I should have it written in bold letters and underlined because some people think it only applies to others. No later than last night, someone called me three times between 11:00 and 11:45 pm…every time with a blocked caller ID. This morning when I turned on my cell phone ring tone, someone had called me twice at 3 am!!! Need a life perhaps?
It is clearly mentioned at two different places on my website that I don’t offer any sexual services. Every time I put an ad where my phone number appears, it is also clearly stated that I do not accept blocked calls and that I do not offer any sexual services…So why do they call me about it? Is it because a certain part of their anatomy draws too much blood and the brain is lacking oxygen?
So I’ll write it again here maybe it will be clearer!
 I do not offer any type of sexual services
 I do not accept calls with blocked caller ID
 I do not answer any calls pass 11 pm especially when the phone number is blocked
 If you call me between 11 pm and 9 am you will talk to my answering machine
 If you want to satisfy your sexual needs, there are escorts services that are open 24/7 who will gladly help you even in the middle of the night! There are those who also throw in the mix “some dominations services” (I must admit, I have to refrain from laughing when I see that, anyway…). So if that’s what you want go see them!!!
That’s it! I feel better now…

I’d like some information please…

DominaErzulie — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 20:49:00 +0000

What is it with some men…? Why are they calling me to ask information about my services when I have a very detailed website with pictures and all… Just to hear the sound of my voice? Come on! I can understand if someone has a very specific scenario and wants to know if I will do it, but otherwise don’t ask me what I do or what I don’t. I took a lot of my precious time to build a pretty nice website. The other day a guy calls me and says that he really likes the way I look and that he wants to see me. Then he starts asking all kinds of questions that are already well answered on my site. So I ask him politely to go back to my site and read it again. He answered that he didn’t have a computer! Some when I reminded him that he had just told me that he liked my pictures he went… huh… and hung up! That’s what I hate the most… so many callers have absolutely no intention of taking an appointment; they’re still just at the fantasy level or just wanking to the sound of my voice… And they’re other callers expecting me to tell them about domination and BDSM… Do your homework and read about it! But please, don’t download those XXX movies where a porn star (that’s a misnomer) becomes all of a sudden a Dominatrix!! (I won’t give names here; the list would be too long…) That’s not what BDSM is all about! Don’t get me wrong! I love being a Dominatrix and I even confess that I get very turned on sometimes in certain circumstances (I will elaborate on that another time!). But I hate the time wasters! I guess it comes with the occupation, but I just needed to rant about it!!!